If ever there was any doubt that the PlayStation 3’s SIXAXIS motion controls lacked any significant value to gameplay, one need not look any further than the jiggling innovations that Tecmo has bestowed upon Ninja Gaiden Sigma 2. The geniuses at Tecmo will be implementing SIXAXIS controls for breast jiggling. Jiggle the controller, enjoy the bouncing bosoms of Rachel, Ayane and Momiji, and jiggle anything else you feel compelled to jiggle.

This is where true next-gen technology has brought us. When we look back, we won’t see this generation defined by HD graphics or the dawn of digital distribution. This generation shall be defined by breast physics and the one-handed means to control said physics.

Get your jiggle on when Ninja Gaiden Sigma 2 amply bounces on PlayStation 3 this September in the States and October in Europe.