Killing kids is no achievement?

Fairytale Fights is undoubtedly going to raise a few conservative eyebrows on its release later this month, but even the most bloodthirsty gamers would have been surprised at the proposed ‘kill 1,000 children’ achievement. Seems like it’s not just kids getting the axe though – that achievement appears to have been cut, according to the final list.

There’s still plenty of evidence of Fairytale Fight‘s sick sense of humour on display, thankfully. Notable awards include spilling 10,000 gallons of blood and sliding continuously through blood for three whole minutes. If the screenshot above is anything to go by, getting that much claret on the floor shouldn’t pose too much of a problem at least. The full list of achievements is available after the break, minus seven secret bronze awards. Who knows, perhaps the infanticide achievement is hiding amongst them. European gamers can find out on Oct 23, while US gamers get the game on Oct 27 on both the Xbox 360 and PS3.

Victorious! (Platinum)
Unlock all Trophies!

Closed “The Lumberjack Lands” (Bronze)
Complete all the chapters in “The Lumberjack Lands”.

Closed “The Candy Castle” (Bronze)
Complete all the chapters in “The Candy Castle”.

Closed “The Little Kingdoms” (Bronze)
Complete all the chapters in “The Little Kingdoms”

Closed “The House in the Clouds” (Bronze)
Complete all the chapters in “The House in the Clouds”.

Closed “Who’s Famous Now!” (Bronze)
Complete the “Who’s Famous Now!” chapter.

Incredible Combo! (Bronze)
Perform a 50 hit combo.

The Sky is the Limit (Bronze)
Perform an aerial combo.

King for a Day (Bronze)
Win an Arena chapter without dying.

Pacifists Finish Last (Bronze)
Lose an Arena chapter without killing.

King Pushy (Bronze)
Win an Arena chapter by using push only.

Unstoppable (Bronze)
Win 5 Arena chapters in a row in 1 play session.

Notorious (Silver)
Win 100 Arena chapters.

Variety is the Spice of Life (Silver)
Complete Stuffy the Taxidermist’s collection by defeating all enemies.

Mine! (Gold)
Collect all weapons.

Beaver Killer (Bronze)
Defeat The Log Champion.

Real Beaver Killer (Bronze)
Defeat The Log Champion again.

Puppet Master (Bronze)
Defeat Pinocchio.

Go Eat Your Own House (Bronze)
Defeat Hansel and Gretel.

And All is Quiet Again (Bronze)
Defeat The Pied Piper.

The Witch is Burned (Bronze)
Defeat The Candy Witch.

I Didn’t Want Her Anyway (Bronze)
Defeat The Little Giant.

Beat up the Bully (Bronze)
Defeat The Little Giant again.

Turning a Blind Eye (Bronze)
Defeat Father Giant.

Left the Tailor in Stitches (Bronze)
Defeat The Little Tailor.

“Fairytale Land” is Painted Red (Bronze)
Spill 10,000 gallons of blood.

“Fairytale Land” is Sucked Dry (Bronze)
Collect 1,000,000 riches.

Hand Holder (Bronze)
Complete game on easy mode with multiple players.

Sharing Celebrity (Silver)
Complete game on medium mode with multiple players.

Dream Team (Silver)
Complete game on hard mode with multiple players.

Hero (Bronze)
Complete game on easy mode single player.

Legendary (Silver)
Complete game on medium mode single player.

Heroic Ever After (Silver)
Complete single player on hard mode.

Whoooaaaa! (Bronze)
Slide through blood continuously for 3 minutes.

Wheeeeeee! (Bronze)
Slide 330 feet continuously through blood.

Master Slicer (Bronze)
Slice 250 enemies with a sharp weapon.

KABLAM! (Bronze)
Crush 250 enemies using a blunt weapon.

Strike a Pose! (Bronze)
Stun 50 players using the love potion or love wand.

Who Wants My Autograph? (Silver)
Complete all chapters from start till end with at least an A or A+ Grade.

King Bling (Bronze)
Buy all statue upgrades.

Treasure Hunter (Bronze)
Open all treasure chests.

Weapons Are For Babies (Bronze)
Kill 250 enemies without using any weapons.

Lazy Bastard (Bronze)
Remain in Taleville for more than 15 minutes.