Suicide Girls developing dating sim for iPhone

Alternative-porn website Suicide Girls is bringing its titillating, tattooed spin on a Japanese dating sim to the iPhone with a new app called “Seduce A Suicide Girl.”

Described as a “[Suicide Girls] version of those old choose your own adventure stories,” the app tasks you with trying to pick up Suicide Girls model Zoli at a comic book store. Impress her with your expansive knowledge of continuity and you’ll enjoy a “sexy 17+ make out session with her,” meaning some panties-on petting beneath the comic book shop’s harsh bathroom fluorescents. Confuse your Uncanny X-Men with your Ultimate X-Men however, and you’ll receive one of ten humiliating put-downs. If the app does well, more episodes featuring different Suicide Girls will soon follow.

In the past, Apple has rejected adult content (after accidentally accepting it, of course), but “Seduce A Suicide Girl” joins a rapidly expanding selection of 17+ apps to avoid the banhammer by staying a thong string away from full nudity. When Steve Job first introduced the App Store, porn topped the list of content that wouldn’t be allowed. Lucky for lonely technophiles the world over, he didn’t say anything about erotica.

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