Forget the cookies. You’re gonna have to get creative if you want Santa to leave Computer Chopper‘s 24kt Gold PlayStation 3 Slim beneath your tree. Only five are being made, with a price tag of $4,999 each. A jeweled limited edition model with a lifetime warranty will be available in the coming weeks, but I don’t even want to know what you’d have to do to get that stuffed in your stocking. Probably something sexual involving the reindeer.