Army of Two: The 40th Day launch trailer makes demolition dreams come true

When not enforcing EA Montreal’s strict five-minute break policy via high powered sniper rifle, Army of Two: The 40th Day co-stars Salem and Rios spend their time sending unsuspecting salary men to their great reward. The game’s launch trailer features no less than a dozen graphic acts of violence against office buildings. There’s missiles hitting buildings. Helicopters hitting buildings. Planes hitting buildings. Busses hitting buildings. And unless my eyes deceive me, there are even a few buildings hitting buildings. To say nothing of the mayhem that ensues after Rios utters his take on the classic movie line “at least things can’t get any worse,” which we all know is an open invitation for things to do just that. Break out the smores, cause Michael Bay just pitched a tent.