The Halo of Bulletstorm, with hotdogs aplenty

Remember the day Bungie released the diorama trailer for Halo 3? Remember that feeling of sorrow, the depression running through your veins as you witnessed the demise of the human race in a horrific yet strangely beautiful and epic battlefield, on top of which was Master Chief, held high by the enemy but alive enough to kickstart that trigger-happy finger in you and pumping your heart and soul with a will for revenge as the grenade lit up in his hand?

No? Oh, what the hell… bring out the liquor, cook those hotdogs and get ready to shoot some balls and spike some mutants to the classic and soothing sound of a piano. It’ll hit hard, fast and in the nuts, Bulletstorm is coming… late February.