F.E.A.R. 3 gets the weirdest collector’s edition

F.E.A.R. 3 may be down after its recent delay, but it certainly isn’t out with the announcement of the game’s collector’s edition.

So what do you get for a few dollars more? The highlight of the package is an action figure. No, not a cool poseable figure of the Point Man or Paxton Fettel; it’s Alma, big, naked, pregnant Alma, the female antagonist from hell (or a messed up science experiment). And it glows in the dark. Of course it does! Because you just couldn’t get to sleep without knowing that the demon-girl was watching over you, could you?

Compared to that, the rest of the CE bonuses are pretty standard; a DC-created comic book, steelbook case, and an extra in-game weapon.

You’ve got some time to think that pre-order over now that F.E.A.R. 3 won’t be out until May.