Mathilda, a high-heeled ass-whooper of Anarchy Reigns

What would a third-person action brawler be without the sleek, tightly dressed, voluptuous female character striking a pose while kicking someone’s ass at the same time? Not Anarchy Reigns, that’s for damn sure.

Meet Mathilda, the latest of introductions to Platinum Games’ upcoming beat ’em up. Not only does she boast lethally pointy metal nipples, but we’re pretty sure the giant stick with glowing spikes might just get the best of us if swung at us at a relatively high speed. We could do without the blood-spraying facial bitch-slapping too.

Anarchy Reigns is set for a release later this year, on PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360.