Ouch… ooooh! Ah! Watching this trailer for Kratos in Mortal Kombat – dear god was that this head? – makes the stomach churn a little. The PS3 exclusive character – no! Leave his neck alone! – comes with his own moves, levels and, of course, fatalities – Jesus Christ! He needs those to see! – which makes for some pretty gruesome killing. The blades of chaos and a whole host of God of War III weapons make it in too.
Mortal Kombat launches next month – oh god I’m going to be sick – for both PS3 and 360. You should probably let your kids play it.