What we all want to hear – Saints Row 3 dildo death stats

So a total of 15 million billion people have been shot down on Modern Warfare 3 since launch? Big deal; THQ has announced that a total of two million people have been bludgeoned to death by Saints Row: The Third‘s purple Penetrator. Okay, so the numbers may not be as impressive but the method sure raises an eyebrow.

In total players have killed off 5.8 billion people in the game, which is, oh, only about 85% of the total population of the world. Fans have also spent around two years running around naked in the game’s Whored Mode.

The game’s official website has added its own stat-tracking features so that we can record facts like this for ourselves.

Because that’s what I want to start a conversation with on Christmas day: “You know, Granny, I’ve recently killed 300 people by–”

We’ll let the blanks get filled in by themselves.

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