2K Games able to digitize the broken hearts and dreams of Cleveland, Ohio in one screenshot

So in case you missed it, King James up there made his “decision” during one of the most self-indulgent and  agonizing hours of television programming in recent memory this past Thursday on ESPN. Now, after tears, mass jersey burnings, and one very, very angry team owner later, LeBron, Chris Bosh, and D-Wade are expected to deliver a minimum eight-peat to the Miami Heat.

This will probably be a feat much more attainable in the videogame realm, and as you might expect, NBA 2K11 will have the UberTeam fully realized and ready to dominate your franchise mode with, as you can see from the newly released screenshot above. Nevermind the fact that a NBA roster consists of fifteen players and the Heat currently have three under contract! It’s destiny, right?

But fear not residents of Northeast Ohio! I’m sure you can somehow trick the game’s AI to trade back LeBron for Anderson Varejao, Zydrunas Ilgauskas, and a ham sandwich if you ask it nicely. That’ll ease the pain for about ten minutes or so.