8-bit ties add that extra bit of class to blogging in your underwear

If Jerry Garcia’s drug-addled artwork can become classy business casual attire, why not classic arcade games? Thankfully this question has already been made moot by Game Tie, makers of four retro gaming neckties including Asteroids, Tetris, Space Invaders and Pong, now available from Amazon for just $24.95 each. These ties, while not truly 8-bit, are a great way of declaring your independence while simultaneously conforming to corporate America’s soul-sucking dress code! Just please don’t wear one the day you decide to stalk from office to office with a sawed-off shotgun – we want the media to really reach for that inevitable videogame connection.