Mario Bros. t-shirt encapsulates struggle of “Mustache” vs. “Mushroom”

“The mushroom with shoes and a sentient mind looked on in horror as two rough mustachioed men emerged from the large pipe ahead of him. The fatter one locked eyes with the mushroom and whispered menacingly, ‘It’s a me.'”

From the twisted mind of Chris “Dr. McNinja” Hastings comes the greatest videogame-inspired t-shirt ever made, Warrior Plumbers. There’s no time to hesitate, no need to ruminate, just click. The interweb’s premier purveyors of independent cartoonery, TopatoCo, are practically giving this wearable masterpeice away at $19.75 plus shipping.