The Battle of Bowser immortalized in pre-washed cotton

“They call me a hero now. Even though all that was 20 years ago, I can still walk into any restaurant in the Mushroom Kingdom and eat for free. But you wanna know the truth? I didn’t care about rescuing any princess. I was just trying to get the hell back home. A clogged toilet line is a real pain to deal with, but at least it’s not trying to kill you.”

You know we love getting a glimpse into the tortured psyche of the world’s most famous plumber. And we especially love getting to wear these twisted tableaus. So it should come as no surprise that Shirt Woot caught our wandering eye with “Battle Fungale,” a masterpiece in pre-washed cotton depicting Mario and Yoshi taking on Bowser and his Mushroom Kingdom minions.

Battle Fungale, available in classic Goombasphalt grey, could be become the latest addition to your collection of priceless artwork and leatherbound books for $10.00 with free standard shipping.