The Red Alert 3 commanders would like to wish you a Happy Valentine’s

Nothing says Valentine’s Day like, um, bombs. Well, if it’s good enough for Gemma Atkinson, er, I mean Lt. Eva McKenna, then I suppose it’s good enough for those who are anticipating Red Alert 3: Uprising. Returning with a whole new batch of videos for the new Command & Conquer title, the Red Alert 3 team takes a step away from taunting the idea of taking on aliens and goes for the more romantic approach to accommodate Valentine’s Day. The videos include newcomers Ric Flair and Holly Vallance as well Red Alert 3 veterans such as Ivana Milicevic.

If you’re in the mood to be persuaded by Commander Hill (played by Ric Flair) that you want him all night long, then that’s okay, if you’re into that type of stuff.

If destroying the enemy, only to be rewarded with eating chocolate by the fireplace with Lydia is your type of thing, who can blame you? Did I mention a rug made of armored bear skin was part of the plan? It seems the Red Alert 3 team just doesn’t know when to stop when it comes to the weird but somehow awesome viral marketing.